perfectrainbow:

imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be


liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go



kaalashnikov:

themaus:

onediwreckingmylife:

at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is 

to be fair that is pretty darn sexist… why cant stuff just be EQUAL for everyone?

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Robert Downey Jr. is so handsome


thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)




THE HOLLA COURSE

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot


sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one



mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep

(Source: masakispreciousface)


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