It's time the little engine that could be put through his paces.
worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

wigglytuffer:

when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

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18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

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minuty:

 

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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