when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA